12/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 14.90 to get original price RM 29.90 LOVELY Pink Cartoon Neck Cushion. Hight quality cotton! Discount More, Cost Fewer, Cute Forever!

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Ming: I had a sweet dream last night.

 

Ying: What do you dream?

 

Ming: I dreamed that I was eating a cotton candy as big as a pillow.

 

Ying: So?

 

Ming: When I woke up in the morning, I found out my Lovely Pink Cartoon Neck Cushion disappeared.

 

Ying: ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

11/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 14.90 to get original price RM 29.90 Pink Cartoon Tissue Box Cover. Hight quality cotton! Easily create a warm living space! Discount More, Cost Fewer!

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Ah Niu likes a girl who is his classmate.

 

One day, he took a piece of tissue paper from the Lovely Pink Cartoon Tissue Box Cover, wrote on the tissue paper, "I am Ah Niu, I like you very much, if you are willing to make friends with me, please pass back the tissue paper, else you throw the tissue paper out the window."

 

He screwed up his courage and passed the the tissue paper to that girl.

 

After a while, the girl passed the tissue paper back.

 

Ah Niu opened the tissue paper happily ...

 

The tissue paper written, "I can not open the window !"

10/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 250.00 to get original price RM 500.00 AAA Apple iPhone 4 Handphone. 99% similarity with original Apple iPhone 4. Dual SIM card dual standby, supporting microSD card. Full Accessories: Battery * 2, Headphones, Transmission Cable, Adapter. (Warranty 3 months)

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Buyer: Boss, how is this AAA China iPhone 4 Alike handphone's ringtones? 

  

Seller: Absolutely can ring! 

  

Buyer: I have bought several mobile phones can not hear cleary. What do you recommend I buy? 

  

Seller: Hearing aid. 

  

Buyers: What is the most important selling point of this handphone? 

  

Sellers: It can make a call. 

  

Buyer: Oh! What are the disadvantages? 

  

Seller: You can not using to shave. 

  

Buyer: My classmate tell me that he bought the phone with you, even if he fall the handphone from the fourth floor, and you still can change, is it? 

  

Seller: You should worry more about your classmate. Do not let him alone and please talk with him more, take him do join some group activities. If you have not seen any improvement, you can send him to the hospital.

9/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 299.00 to get original price RM 599.00 AAA Nokia N8 Mobile phone 1:1 Extreme Copy. 99% similarity with original Nokia N8. Symbian 3.0 OS. Dual SIM card dual standby, supporting microSD card. Full Accessories: Headphones, Battery, Transmission Cable, Adapter.

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Rooney left a China AAA Nokia N8 Alike Handphone for Coleen before he went oversea to play the football match.

 

Coleen is not answering a cell phone these few days, he felt very strange, so there the following telephone dialogue occured.

 

Rooney: Why you didn't answer my call every night?

 

Coleen: I did not want to pick up ...... Ah ...... It felt like to be with you.

 

Rooney: What? What could the mobile phone make you feel that?

 

Coleen: Ah ...... It was so comfortable when the phone vibrated.

 

Rooney: (Seems to understand) Hey, The China handphone can't go into water!

8/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 59.00 to get original price RM 119.00 FABER Cordless Jug Kettle 1.2L. Automatically turns off. Boil-Dry Protection. On/Off switch and light indicator. 360 degree turning. 2000W speed boiling.

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Q: There is people who is wearing a helmet,which is tied above a fan.

   His left hand is holding a fan,

   right hand is holding a FABER Cordless Jug Kettle.

   And he is wearing skates.

   Where will he go?

A: The Mental Hospital

7/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 39.00 to get original price RM 79.00 PHILIPS Electric Shaver HQ801. 60 min Shaving Time. 2-year Guarantee.

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6/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 60.00 to get original price RM 120.00 Maple Taffeta Floral Bead Handbag. Discount More, Cost Fewer, Fashion Forever.

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There is an old people who drives a motorcycle from Canada to America everyday.

 

The custom police feels very strange and he finally blocks the old people down and asks,

 

"What do you put inside the Maple handbag you carry everyday?"

 

The old man says it is sand inside.

 

The custom police doesn't believe it and check, it is sand.

 

After that, the custom police checks his handbag everyday.

 

Day after days, the custom police very curious why the old people carries sand to America.

 

He blocks down the old people and asks, "Can you tell me the truth? Are you smuggling something? I won't arrest you."

 

The old people says, "Yes!"

 

"What are you smuggling?"

 

"Motorcycle!"

5/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 34.90 to get original price RM 69.90 JVC STEREO HEADPHONES (Onyx Black). Light weight design. iPod/iPhone Compatible!

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One day, I bought a new JVC HeadPhone.

 

My girlfriend was looking this new ear phone when I was listening music.

 

After a while, she was very curious and asked me, "Sorry but may I know why ear phone also has size?"

 

I was totally confusing and taking down the ear phone.

 

I saw a word......L

4/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 29.50 to get original price RM 59.00 Maple Casual Suede Handbag. Discount More, Cost Fewer, Fashion Forever.

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3/1 - 65% Off, Spend RM 55.00 to get original price RM 159.00 POLO CLUB Britannia Fashion Watch. Discount More, Cost Fewer, Fashion Forever.

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2/1 - 60% Off, Spend RM 117.60 to get original price RM 294.00 Lilan Vital Super Value 3in1 Set. Include essential oil favial toner 40ml + essential oil cleansing cream 35ml + essential oil serum 30ml! (Free Shipping) (Limited one per person)

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1/1 - 50% Off, Spend RM 9.95 to get original price RM 19.90 Scholl Odour Control Foot Spray Triple Action. 24HR Performance. (Limited one per person)

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